Secret to a perfect marriage...

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach 
in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the 
talk of the town.
"What a peaceful & loving couple".

A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long 
and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. 
"We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the 
bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse 
stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and 
quietly said, "That's once."

We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again, this time 
causing her to drop her water. Once more, my wife quietly said, "That's 
twice. "

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My 
wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the 
poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"

She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."

And from that moment on we have lived happily ever after.

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