Firm it up baby

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up 
to his wife and pinched
her on the butt and said, "If you firmed this up, we
could get rid of your
control top pantyhose." While this was on the edge
of intolerable, she kept
silent.

The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch
on each of her breasts
and said "You know, if you firmed these up, we could
get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled
over and grabbed him by his
penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You
know, if you firmed this
up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman,
the poolman and your
brother."






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