Obey the witch doctor

A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a doctor and said, "I can't live 
with this penis anymore! It's too long."
The doctor replied, "I can't do anything for you, but if you see the 
witch doctor in the bayou, she can help you." 
So, he went to the bayou and saw the witch doctor.  The witch doctor 
said, "Go into the swamp and find a female frog.  Ask her to marry you.  
She'll say "No", and you'll lose 5 inches off your member!"  So, he 
went to the swamp and found the frog and asked her, "Will you marry me?" 
"No!" she said. He lost 5 inches off his member! The guy liked the 
results, and thought, 20 inches is just too much.  So he asked the frog 
again, "Will you marry me?" The frog said, "No!"
And the guy lost another 5 inches. He thought, God, 15 inches is great! 
But 10 inches would just be perfect.
So he asked, "Will you marry me?"
And the frog said, "How many times do I have to tell you...NO! NO! 

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