IT'S ALL IRISH
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle.
They head to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy :'Dat's dem.'
The owner comes over and asks if he can help.
'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage op dere,' says Gerry. 'Put dem in a peeper bag.'
The owner does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.
They get into Gerry's van to drive to the top of the Connor Pass.
Gerry looks down at the 1000' foot drop and says: 'Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?'
He takes two birds out of the bag, puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.
Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says: 'Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!'
Moment's later, Seamus arrives at Connor Pass.
He too has been to the pet shop and walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
He pulls a parrot out of the bag and Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a shotgun.
'Hi, Paddy. Watch dis,' Seamus says.
He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff.
Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus shoots the parrot.
Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.
Paddy shakes his head and says: 'An' oim never troyin' dat parrotshooting noider.'
Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.
He too has been to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'.
Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag and launches himself off the cliff with the usual result.
Once more Paddy shakes his head.